I put on my robe and wizard's face.

If he was such a good wizard you would think his girlfriend wouldn't look like Susan Boyle's retarded gay niece.  Holy dicks, these fuckers are trying to populate the Earth with their horrible demon seed.  I believe in abstinence only education, in the sense that I wish these two would abstain from life.  They look like two nutbags dropped in a deep fryer.  I can't cover it all, so you tell me, ugly or funny?

Susan Boyle - From Pain To Fame